50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.- Unknown (via infiltration)
Don’t worry I hate me too. I feel so ugly and stupid and I just want to melt
what did you do today? doesn’t matter we will all die eventually