soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles, via tyleroakley)

This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

- Unknown (via infiltration)

(Source: misschelly19, via placiddream)


Don’t worry I hate me too. I feel so ugly and stupid and I just want to melt

codeinewarrior:

what did you do today? doesn’t matter we will all die eventually

(via placiddream)

Two types of people who can’t look at you in the eyes:
Someone trying to hide a lie,
And somone trying to hide a love.
- (via hannahpaige13)

(Source: nizariat, via placiddream)